Monthly Archives: November, 2008
You Goddamned Gay-Lovin’ Baby-Haters!
I only occasionally check the Kernel… only when I am very, very bored, but one of my campus talk-to’s told me about this, and I just had to face-palm. I mean, seriously. It amazes me how stupid people are. Since when does your belief Christianity define how a country without a state religion should be [...]
Calamity Is My Middle Name
Tuesday: I was grocery shopping, trying to be ever-mindful of healthy options (cos of getting FAT), when I saw that naked tilapia filets were on sale. I made a mad dash to the freezer, slamming the end of my foot into the side of the shopping cart wheel. I hit the floor and stay there [...]
You’re Killing Me With Bacon, America!
First off, I should say, as this is my first entry since the election…. FUCK YEEEEEEEAH!!! I could get into a good long speech about that, about vision, and change, and “socialism”, but honestly, I’m too drunk. But I am optimistic, and I believe that change has arrived once more, and I think it is [...]
A Busy Tomorrow
Raise yo hanz if you’re claiming your free Starbucks tomorrow. Hells yes! Well, maybe. One of the disadvantages of living in rural hell is the lack of a Starbucks, so claiming my deal would require a trip to Paris at the very least. And I might just do it. Free caffeine, I mean. But let’s [...]
